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Hints of life

CRAZINESS :- Is when you buy BLACKBERRY PORSCHE of #350,000 and
landlord dey pursue your mama cos of 12k HOUSE RENT for village.

FAITH :- Is using the last money on you to buy wallet.(wetin u go put
inside d wallet)?

STUPIDITY :- Is having SIX BIG CARS while living in a rented apartment
( Eko for SHOW, Lagos mumu ) .

WEALTH :- Is when you buy a first class return ticket to UK just to
pick up a forgotten wrist watch ( Money speaking ).

WASTAGE :- Is buying a big MANSION at Asokoro in Abuja and only your
Mai-guard and House Maid dey live there ( Political armed robber ).

TROUBLE :- Is slapping a soldier in front of a quater guard in a
barracks ( You may not live well enough to tell the story ).

IRONY :- Is having the chairman of an Okada Association driving a
Range Rover Sport ( He cannot come and die na ).

FOOLISHNESS :- Is taking a #5,000 cab to watch a film of #1,000 at Eko
Hotel...( Abegiii! Why you no fit wait for the pirated copy now ).

LOVE :- Is buying suya for your girlfriend while you eat only the
onions with tears rushing from your eye ( You love her abi??? Hunger
never deal with you ).

MADNESS :- Is when a lady flirts with a Rich HIV/AIDS victim so as to
get money to buy BRAZILLIAN HAIR ( Hmmm....Life don tire you abi??? ).

DIRTINESS :- Is when Cockroach, Rat, Ant, Spider becomes your
Roommates and you say '' God created them for a purpose '' ( Na lie!
Na money wey you go use buy trap, insecticide no dey ).

STINGINESS :- Is when you finish reading this and you didn't share so
that your friends can LAUGH too............dnt stop the fun.

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